Dogs are always barking at Goose. People don’t bark as much. But sometimes we get into it too.
Today, a guy is walking towards us and as he got close, Goose tries to jump on him. He gets startled and yells out, “Go ahead, make my day!”
It sounds like a joke. But he’s looking pretty angry. He keeps walking but is turned back glaring at us.
I yell out, “What are you so mad about!?”
He says, “You know what I’m talking about!”
I say, “Don’t be dick, man. No one’s hurting you!”
He says back, “Go ahead, come on over here! We’ll see what happens! You prick!”
I yell back, “You must be having a really bad day!”
He’s still walking. I can go after him. But really? Am I that guy? And he is bigger than me. I’m not actually interested in physically fighting him. Thankfully he isn’t interested either.
We’re just barking.